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These Polaroids of Janet Lupo are fucking killing me.

Of course honey, these aren’t the clothes a secretary usually wears, but don’t tell me you are so naive to ignore that the reason why my boss asked me toaccompany him to this business meeting is because he wants to FUCK me.

injureddreams: Chu~ ♥ Dedicated to Wuffen~ Hoping it will inspire more TP art because I’m dying to know what happens to these two in your comic Orz No pressure! JESUS CHRIST YOU ARE KILLING ME ASDHLGFADHJLSGASLJHFDGKHJFGH LOOK AT THAT I CAN’T

anuvia: diarrheaworldstarhiphop: anarcho-boricua: dagwolf: trashgender-garbabe-nova: socialistexan: We are in a dark 90’s future dystopia. Why did I have to hear these words… i just threw up in my mouth kill me POKEMON.. GO.. FUCK MY SHIT

cheezyweapon: gemfuck: these cute outfits guys Garnet’s hips are going to fucking kill me. <3 _ <3

these cigarette commercials are pissing me off. “if they looked as dangerous as they are” they got a message on them that says they kill you. can’t look much more dangerous than that. I know what the fuck cigarettes do. just like i know what the

knifeandlighter: these cigarette commercials are pissing me off. “if they looked as dangerous as they are” they got a message on them that says they kill you. can’t look much more dangerous than that. I know what the fuck cigarettes do. just like

knifeandlighter: knifeandlighter: these cigarette commercials are pissing me off. “if they looked as dangerous as they are” they got a message on them that says they kill you. can’t look much more dangerous than that. I know what the fuck cigarettes

dpc123: devonbrookxphilbrooks: Dean….. You’re fucking killing me here!!! I just want to…. God! I don’t even know what I would do!! Oh sweet lord I may never get to bed…these are great

weaver-z:Help girl these CGI dalmatians are trying to fucking kill me

despazito: despazito: breeder: i love this breed of dog but its super unhealthy so i bred it to a similar looking, better dog to make them all healthier kennel club: fuck off these tags are killing me

our brains are sick, but that's okay!

consultinggallifreyanfallenangel:geocaprican:consultinggallifreyanfallenangel:Job postings these days are likeWanted: Virgin, with 3 years of sexual experience ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Re-blogging again because that comment fucking killed me

jockdays: bestgayeverything: Just kill (and fuck) me now. These two college jocks are just too cute and fucking sexy together. Do you see their bodies! Follow me: bestgayeverything http://jockdays.tumblr.com/ I follow back all porn blogs ;)

smoothwitch: These drawings of Doctor Who are killing me

harpygf: me: im gonna make an effort to be more positive! no more negativity for this bitch! me, immediately afterwards: i can’t believe these fries are unsalted im gonna fucking kill myself also i hate men

ohcurtains: euclase: Joan, drawn in PS. For beyoursledgehammer. <3 drAWN?????????

i-heart-scully: I’d rather be sad with you than anywhere away from you.

funnyfinds: timekilllss: snapzisinked: raay-in-wonderland: funnyfinds: crazy subway girl These subtitles are sooo wrong but, the video was still fucking funny. LMAAAAAO I REMEMBER THIS, HOE WAS HELLA CRAZY & THE SUBTITLES KILL ME! People

harpygf: me: im gonna make an effort to be more positive! no more negativity for this bitch! me, immediately afterwards: i can’t believe these fries are unsalted im gonna fucking kill myself also i hate men

sugarandsomespice: These white men are killing me. 1) insanely rude to say to any stranger2) how dare he feel entitled to ask you that and feel entitled to an answer3) what color does he fucking think it would be?!4) he would never ask a white woman

cipollakate: American Children: Hey, can we be murdered a little less please? Republicans: What the fuck? What about my guns? What about me, a person innocently playing with my death-machines as a hobby? I am the real victim here. Kids these days are

omg I’m starting to feel nautious and this vicodin is shit it hasn’t done anything and this hurts so bad omg these stupid ice packs are killing me I xant keep my eyes open but I don’t wanna sleep bc I feel nautious fuck vicodin I want

roaringmoose: behindcloseddoors-mylittlesecret: Good lord….i am so fucking horny!!! These pics are killing me today…I need this done to me…. So, spread your legs and show me my delicious meal…!!!

Wishing you could stay a little longer...

brofancy: vidot: igirisu: “Get married, huh…” oh my fucking god england the way you are smoking that cigarette i have never been so aroused. (ty spain for translating this for me!) OMFG ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME WITH THESE GLORIOUS SMOKING

harpygf: me: im gonna make an effort to be more positive! no more negativity for this bitch! me, immediately afterwards: i can’t believe these fries are unsalted im gonna fucking kill myself also i hate men

roaringmoose: behindcloseddoors-mylittlesecret: Good lord….i am so fucking horny!!! These pics are killing me today…I need this done to me…. So, spread your legs and show me my delicious meal…!!!

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